I just wanted to tell you how gorgeous you are and how much I love you! Thanks for coming over to my house to hang out with me! You are the LIFE of the party!!!!! You have made my life 100% better. Thank you.
It’s been like three weeks since I’ve stayed up until five in the morning listening to talk about video games I don’t give a damn about.
I enjoyed every minute of it.
^^^^Lame and cheesy.
Now, how I managed to stay up this late after hardly any sleep and being on the lake all day blows my mind. Probably because I ate FOUR meals today. FOUR HEARTY LEGIT MEALS.
I have a headache and today I got sun burned, but it doesn’t hurt annnd…. it’s not really even red anymore. I’m still disappointed in myself. I think my problem was using oil that contained spf 4 when I usually use oil that doesn’t contain any. That’s where I went wrong, I’m sure. ahhaaaaaa
Me:Well, I hate to tell you this, but I have your mom locked in my basement. She washes my dishes.
Mack:...Oh, well that's cool, if you like that sort of thing...hmmm... Hitler was a bitch...he's annoying....So JUSTINE how's your book, Mein Kampf, selling?
Me:Quite well, thanks to your dad. He bought over a hundred copies. He takes the pages and rubs them all over his body, what?
Mack:Well, I think you have yourself and my dad mixed up...why is you grabbing my legs gurl?!? What you want? Some money?
Me:I like to grab your legs. Yum. JK, I don't want your meat and crackers. Are you still getting that tattoo? I think it looked something like this: (A sketch of a swastika was drawn next)
Mack:oh yeah the one you designed during WWII? No, I don't think so... it's a little too skankish if you ask me... you should know that word, skankish. Derived from the name Carmen Justine Sulliskank...Just thought i'd remind you! :D
Me:Prick, my name is spellled CarmAn. What a foolish mistake. here, this is your AIDS medication for the day. you forgot to take it this morning.
Mack:thanx's what would i do without you CarMAN Sandiego??? So how's your AIDS coming along? and how's your job? i hear youre a car man now? That's so niff.
Me:That word is probably the gayest word i have ever seen? and my car job is great. i hear you're still unemployed? my offer for you to mow my lawn still stands.
Mack:no, little did you know you actually aren't employed. you just randomly show up at the shop....they don't say anything to you because your face scares and confuses them... I mean, I'd be scared too if some random man came in to my shop and started speaking German and hailing every 5 minutes.
Me:Oh, well... you know, we should stop fighting. I really am glad you have a car now... i was hoping you'd have a place to sleep other than under the overpass by the skate castle.
Please, somebody find her and bring her back to me. I have been so mean to her this week because she’s been cranky which is totally not her fault and I left her for a year so she’s probably just bitter and I didn’t love on her so she ran away this is my fault. D: