April 2011
91 posts
My ode to Victoria
I had been writing an ode to Victoria but I never got around to finish it… and plus it was all mushy.
This morning Victoria wiped blood off of my forehead when I woke up with her finger. If that doesn’t show the severity of our friendship, I don’t know what will.
“Be careful, don’t drop it. That was six thousand dollars.” -Nathan
“HOOOOO SHIT!!”-Victoria
“it must have been god’s plan for him to blow up with the sheep…”
That awkward moment when...
You are the prettiest person in town.
AaahhHAAAA
I really don’t like wasting my time putting up with people in their forties who are acting like CHILDREN. It is so immature and ignorant to lash out at people via Facebook status. It’s immature and ignorant for any age, but ESPECIALLY if you’re in your FORTIES. Jesus Christ.
I do NOT have time for this BULLSHIT.
“Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown.”
– Afrikan proverb (via poemajones)
My girls
They are glorious works of art.
Today was amazing. Tomorrow will be even better.
It’s four in the morning and I just applied makeup in the dark. I am a champ.
“im sorry, I’m sorry……eh.”
An Asian guy just asked me where the barbecue shop is…. I hope I sent him the right way.
Timid?
Did Nathan just say I was timid and that I tread lightly? WUT
Okay guys…. I am seriously contemplating skipping my Friday classes and coming home tomorrow night. I KNOW I SHOULDN’T, BUT GUYS… PERSUADE ME I SHOULD. And tell me I won’t feel guilty. I WANNA COME HOME HOME HOME.
Check point on four twenty… coincidence? No.
The Last Mimzy is on.
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“Cause it was upside down, waving to Jesus.”
I get so tired of people who do things just to impress others. What is the point? I don’t want to be twins with my friends. I want to give them reasons to REALLY like me.
That’s what families do. They sit in each others filth.
“Are my arms too hairy? Be honest with me.”
“Honestly… I wish Walmart had a drive-thru.”
“Do you wanna sit on the couch with me and eat doritos?”
“I thought I saw a cop again. It was a mailbox.”
Should I be Carman today? Hmmm. I hope Meagan sees this.
I just want to announce that my last post titled Mittens was written and posted by Ryan Reece. He is a child.
Sorry Meagy.
Mittens
mittens twas a delightful little fellow. His fluffy tail swished to and fro as he walked by the candy store. He was hit by a car and died.
“Feel my hair, Ryan…” -Me
“Mmm, feels like an old wheat field.” -Doucher
I just really need to dance to S&M with Tre in his car.
Or better yet…. we need to cat walk to it in public. All of us. I’m going to wear my after prom shoes from last year.
This is quite possibly the best trip to McDonald’s I’ve ever been on. We just had to pull forward to wait for a Reese’s McFlurry because they can’t find the Reese’s.
I am so irritable right now, I could kill. People really need to be more considerate.
Yesterday I saw my house mom, Mrs. Becky, for the first time since her husband passed away. He died at 5:30 in the morning on Monday. When I saw Mrs. Becky, I switched paths and walked in her direction and gave her an unusually long hug. It’s incredibly hard to find the right words to say in that situation. I didn’t want to bring up her husband (who she had been married to four 42...
So… I’m walking through the door of my history class and my back pack gets hung on part of the door frame, and I get jerked back. How does one recover from this? Huuu
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Last night Gage, Andrew, and I were looking at pictures of me from the eighth grade. Gage so kindly informed me that I used to have a mustache. But I didn’t get too upset because he had just finished letting me make him pretty. I had to explain to him that my ladies had to train me to be beautiful. And I told him that he would have to meet all of them and get to know them.
Ladies, thanks...
“What’s your dad’s name?”
“Doesn’t matter…”
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When I get homesick for my ladies I look at all their photos and listen to All Time Low.
CHAAAASSSINNNG……. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
And do you guys remember how Andrea pretended not to like ATL? lul
I really really hate when John and Nathan sing Friday. It gets stuck in my head and they shouldn’t know the words.
Got my lips on today
Look at me now.
The prettiest people
Do the ugliest things.
BUT NOT MY GIRLS. <3 Andrea, Courtney, Lauren, Sarah Rae.<3
So why do I try to cut my hair? Why do I do this?
I’m sorry Sarah Rae, I’m sorry for ruining any good you have done. But I have. FML.
